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Shakespeare for Kids series

Julius, Brutus, Antony and the whole gang lend you their ears!
Kids as witches and wearing kilts - YEAH!    
Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet for Kids 
Romeo about Juliet, "She's hot!"
Something about a crazy donkey and a whacked out fairy! Too fun!  
Shakespeare Insult Generator!

You frothy half-faced maggot-pie!
You puny beetle-headed flap-dragon!
You vain ill-breading dewberry!
You....well, you get the picture....

Create your own awesome Shakespeare insults!!!

It's simple - download this attachment - and then follow these simple rules:
  1. Take a word from column 1
  2. Take a word from column 2
  3. Take a word from column 3
  4. Put some bitterness in the way you say it
  5. Add a nice scowl
  6. Maybe some evil eyes too...yeah, that'll work....
  7. And if you have a sword point that at them too!
  8. Then let your Shakespeare insult fly! - You beslubbering fen-sucked pignut!